I took off my headphones and was ready to get up to leave the office for the day when a coworker looked over and laughed.
"What?" I asked.
"Apparently you're a good shot?"
"I am?"
And then I noticed the toy guns that some of the other office workers were playing with. Another coworker said, "Yeah, you know: Still waters."
More laughter.
"Oh," I said. "I think I should be offended."
